News of Bird Questions

I think you can understand I need to be diplomatic about this.

My bird does several differnt things. I am not sure what they all mean, but i just want to know if she loves me.
She does many different things. She seems scared of the rest of the family. She will regurgitate on me and will preen her self. She does this thing that is really weird too. I am afraid to ask, but might as well. She will sit in my cupped hands as if ...

my amazon parrot is chewing his feathers what can i do?

My parakeet, Cindy, keeps logging onto the computer in MY name and sending inappropriate pictures of herself to all my friends. It really insults them and they say I'm a liar when I tell them that I didn't send it. What should I do?

I have had a little yellow canary for bout 6 years now, but hes starting to loose his appetite, hes not eating much and im getting worried.
Im just wondering how long does an average canary live?
thanks

It lived in a house full of ankle-biters for about a year, until 6 months ago when I inherited it. It hasn't been around any dogs since, but over Christmas a neigbor had a dog that barked a lot. Every time the dog barked the bird would bark for a half an hour or so. I have tried "hello" since I aqcuired the bird but all it will do is bark.

I just gave my canary a small piece of "pasteli" (a sweet made of sesame, honey and sugar). He loves it, but I don't know if it's good for him or not. Thanks!

I'm afraid my canary's a bit obese. I have a cage that is wider horizontally than vertically - if I got a taller cage would that force her to use her flying muscles more? Should I cut back on her seed? What can I do?

My cockatiel is still a baby but it has all its feathers and everything. Sometimes when i come near it or try to give it food by hand it squeels. Is it excited or scared?

If it erupts it will cause a tidal wave which will wipe out the east coast of America and psouthern coasts of europe and devestation to Africa. Millions of lives are at risk. Does anybody think it will happen soon in our life time or this century or is it an unprepared catastrophy, which we're unaware of? Like it could happen without anyone knowing?