I was driving through town the other day when a cat ran directly out in front of me! I tried my best to avoid hitting it. But, I hit it. I got out of the car and laid the cat along the curb. An older lady came out of the house crying and claimed the cat. I felt so bad I offered the lady $ 50 for her cat. She accepted it and I drove away. Next day I saw her picture on the front page of the local paper. The cops had arrested her for selling pussy!